卖火柴的小女孩

wa! 文言文？ I dunno what they are saying leh.... So...经典

考试的废话3

现在在考Science1，超级闷，闷到要睡觉了。是谁安排考试时间？40题，6年级时只有50分钟的时间作答。现在，同样的，40题，竟然放1小时！虽然只差10分钟，可是还是时间啊!浪费我们这么多时间T.T 要是能以昨晚就交给老师就好了。无聊啊无聊~考试只有两个纸来形容：闷+无聊。

闷…..我没有一天是不闷的。玩电脑，要Load很久：闷。上课时：闷。做功课时：闷Haiz~

今天是考试的第3天，还有华语，美术，体育，电脑……哇靠！我要死了啦！每天对住那只有几种颜色的课本， 看到就像要睡觉。还记得，每一次考试的时候，都会有人大大声地喊："是谁发明考试的？我要找他算账！"可是，无论问了几百次，几千次，还是没有人会回答你这个问题。

小学时，每次都有人会在个人资料写"白米白又白，读书要明白，如果不明白，就去问李白，李白不明白，白米就不白"。都不懂这首诗是谁写的，写到酱炸到。如果是这样，李白，我可以问你马来文的问题吗？而且，李白都死了，怎么问？改去logical一点的，"白米白又白，考试要明白，如果不明白，就去问朋友，朋友不明白，考试就等一粒鸭蛋来"。（很有成就感）

——无知的小孩

考试的废话2

是的，我现在在考试，考的是Mathematics 1. 不用我多说，你应该都知道我时在写废话了，因为只有考试才会让我变得这么无聊，无聊到连这种废话也写得出。

我在问我自己，为什么要写这种没有用的东西？我写了又有什么好处？没有。那么我写来做什么？就只是为了消磨时间吗？是的。40道题目，还要用到1小时15分钟，那么长的时间，真的是浪费时间（叹气）。还有一个，那就是成就感。当我写完了一片无聊的废话，看到有那么多字，就很有成就感。

刚才写到浪费时间，就让我想到我现在在浪费笔芯。写那么多字，笔芯很快就用完了。用完了笔芯就要去买，那就是浪费钱。去Jusco里的大众书局买笔芯，又浪费车油。从Jusco回来，回到家，感到很累，这就是浪费精神。把笔芯放进mechanical pencil 里面，还要用拇指一直按，笔芯才会出来，又浪费力气。你看！写这样的废话还要浪费那么多东西，Haiz~

从小，老师和家长都叫我们不可以浪费，要节省。可是……呵呵…..有一次，学校全体老师去开会，我和朋友就take a break，跟班长拿了准证，取melepak, 不，去上厕所。忘了告诉你，厕所就在办公室旁边，所以，理所当然地，我们一定经过办公室。在办公室里，一位老师的人影也没有，但帮公室里的风扇和灯都是开住的（是全部）。所以lo！老师都没有以身作则。这也难怪，如果是我，我也会懒惰去关掉。XP

The End.

——无知的小孩

考试时的废话

考试真的是超级无聊，无聊倒有些什么都不懂。现在你纵情爱看的这篇文章是考Science2的时候写的。我知道，这些都是废话。Why? Because 废话就是废话。就好像玩PS2就是玩PS2，不可能玩PS2是玩电脑。我现在在做什么？写字啦！Abuthen？难道我在睡觉meh?考了那么多试，我没有一次是躺在桌子上睡觉的，因为看到有些人一睡，之后怎么叫也不醒，就觉得有一点可怕。等下被考试神拉走了，永远不回来，就要每天考试了。（开玩笑）

想…..要些什么？我会写废到你看到就炸到的话，（BOOM！！！听到了没有？）可是如果你叫我写作文？Haiz~我的作文都是so so, 跟范文的差不多一样。如：在一个风和日丽的早上….每一次都是风和日丽，风和日丽，没有一次是丽日和风，倾盆大雨。每次野餐都是在air terjun or beach, 没有一次在别的地方。为什么？难道你在家里野餐？如果是这样，干脆直接去吃Mcdonald好了。这些千篇一律的作文（包括我的），看了都想睡觉。不知道那些华文老师怎样看，会不会看到突然间闭上眼睛，直接去找周公。

想…..如果我能回校，又能做什么？我不是出名的学生，老师不到24小时就把我忘了，我要在学校做什么？

第1：参观课室。可以参观以前的课室，享受拿着粉笔乱涂黑板的感觉，怀念童年。为什么要怀念童年？因为想逃避现实。现实的我已经老了，不能读华小了T.T因为不想让自己越来越老，所以只好逃避。可是，有用吗？连本但都会回答："没有"。所以，耗时面对那残酷的现实吧！

第2：看看比你年轻的那一辈，边看边流口水。（喂！不要滴到我！）

第3：找一些朋友，一起在学校里聚会。聚会时要很多人，一大堆人一起流口水，没有人会怪你，嫌你恶心。回校，回校…..没有人载我，我怎样回？

时间到了，So….the end…

——无知的小孩

I love these video ^.^

MID-YEAR EXAMINATION!!!!!! (Why don’t say “die hard” examination?)

This week, I mean today is the beginning of mid- year exam! I am thinking of….A(blink blink).Can I get all As? NO!

Bahasa Malaysia? Of course, NO

English? Dunno leh…

华语？So hard! And my 华语 is so so only, not very good (Khei Lai is the best ^.^)

Science? K-ng books now

Geografy? I want A! I want A! We~ will ~we~ will~ rock A! =.=|||

Sejarah? Ask god liao….

Mathematics? Hope I can get better than last time

Moral? Memorize+memorize+memorize=A

Art? Not impossible !

Sivik? Need to read what?

Pendidikan Jasmani? Ar…..Nope, I didn't even read it XP

ICTL(Computer)? OMG! Of course no

KH? Tak boleh lah…

These are all in PMR format! How can I take those exam? My BM sure die 1, so no thoughts of getting A! 华语 is so, so, so ….HARD! 2 essays and 摘录要点! C liao la! BI….dunno what to say..

So….阿弥陀佛…..Let me get A…

考试没有那么容易 T.T

Their are so.... geng! can change a song to like this

超废名句

1。去学院看大象

出处：谢老师， SMK(P)XXX

意义：不可能的事发生了

例句：真希望这次考试能去学院看大象

 

2。 人类是矛盾的

出处：Khei Lai, Earth, Solar system, Universe

意义：你不知道就去查字典

例句：不能怪她，因为人类是矛盾的。

 

3。休止符不是代表结束，而是开始

出处：不知道

意义：休止符不是stop,而是start.(废！)

例句：自己想

 

4。Hello

出处：爱迪生（是真的！），天堂

意义：你也知道，我就不行你没有用过！

例句：Hello! Bye bye!

 

5。 Mummy, 救我！

出处：Baby kangaroo, Earth, Solar system, Universe

意义：Baby kangaroo call her mother to rescue her.

例句：Mummy, 救我！那个baby pig 打我的头！

 

6。What we call…..

出处：DNA, SMK(P)XXX

意义：没有意思

例句：Take out your….a……what we call….. a……science process.

华语老师的默契（差不多每一位都在讲同样的“名句”）The words that nearly all Chinese teachers said in class

超准的！我经历了6年（限在第七年了）

1. 快点！你们以为你们有很多时间啊！

2. 你们的功课没有一次交齐的!

3. 叫你们做一点功课罢了也做不好!

4. 你们没有一天全到的! （小学的时候讲的）

5.考试要到liao, 你们还是这样 （6年级的时候讲最多次的，因为UPSR）

6.你们可以在作文里面用多一点成语谚语吗？为什么……

1. Faster! You think you got so many time to waste a!

2. Why you can't pass up all of your homework in 1 time?

3. I just give you a few homework only you all also can't do it properly!

4. Everyday got some of you didn't come 1 (teachers always say this when I am at primary school)

5. Exam is coming, all of you are still like this (primary 6 teacher always said this, because we got UPSR)

6. …..I don't know how to say this leh..

 
 

Can't think of others liao, anymore suggestions?

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

  

Teachers day~

17.2.2010 Monday

Today I woke up at 6.30 a.m. Why? Because I need to go to school. Why I need to go to school? Because today is school day. Why today is school day? Can you please shut up? Yup, today I need to go to school damn early because today is teacher's day. Like last year, brushed teeth, ate breakfast, mandi sekejap, changed to school uniform, then go to school lor. 废 =.=|||

When I tiba, to school, I like a 无头苍蝇 ( a fly with no head), fly fly fly, dunno where to go. Finally, finally…..I saw baby kangaroo and the others at the tapak perhimpunan. And B. Kangaroo said she got bring Ipod to school. OMG! I want to see it! But she is to scare to take it out and hear, so she just take it out from her pocket, then put it back within 1 minute. Haiz…..So many people holding camera and hand phone also scare…

After that, we go to the tapak perhimpunan again. It was decorated with red carpet, and a thing that what I dunno what it call. It really look like people is going to marry… Wait for a least 10 years, the teachers finally datang. 终于… When they walked the red carpet, the pengawas(s) throw something you throw when you are at a party or what. They even 喷 that wat wat thing, which really look like a marriage ceremony. Sweat=.= the teacher all les and gay a? neeed to make till like this? wakakaka~ But can't denied, it is very beautiful too..

After that, now some boring speeches ( I didn't hear it)Me and B. Kangaroo too busy finding a place to seat. Our skirt is all wet (even the pengawas got give newspaper for us to sit on it [Lelong, lelong, 派旧报纸 because of sitting of that wet floor( that is called floor?). After changing three times, we finally decided to stand beside the tent that teachers sit below it. After the speeches, they are giving the teachers present like "Cikgu yang paling dedikasi", "Cikgu yang paling popular". It really surprises me when Puan Soong won the "Cikgu yang paling sporting". Actually she is ok la….But she is too garang… And next is the teachers costume which is sesuai untuk theme. Wa! CIk Lee also got… ^.^ but that M women also go too….=.=

 
 

After is persembahan lor… just watch the dancing… then, break for 30 minutes. 30 minutes becomes 1 hour, we really geng. Our school got students sell domino pizza, float, mango and blah blah blah. Then watch persembahan again. Haiz…And the sun is very hot, hot till I nearly looked like I had just come out from our school pond. After persembahan are playing games. (Students and teachers play together)

The first game is need to turn 8 circles, then eat orange and drink coca cola, after that eat an apple. The teachers are fast, but the students are better (smaller, can runs faster) then the second 1 is the old game, which put many chairs, when the music stop, you need to sit on a chair or out of the game. The students always can't sit on the chair, so many students are out of the game. (Maybe they are scare of robbing chairs with teachers, hehe) Can't believe that Cik Chia is so good at this game, wakaka~ but she is also out when the top8 or top6.(Actually I thought Puan Soong will win, because... The johan is a teacher that I don't know, so, don't ask me.

At last, GO home! walauA, sangat letih..

Stupid writes letter to stupid ( I am not stupid)

38,Boring Street,

12345,walauA,

Orz (Country)

OMG( Planet),

Olar System,

Universe.

To: Stupid, and that's you.

Hello, Stupid, I am the Stupid from the future, and I am you, so you are me. I know that it is no manners for calling you stupid. But what to do? I am stupid too. Who call that our parents give us this stupid name (Stupid Mc Burger). I know that you are very sad for having a name like this, me too, we are the same person. So why am I writing this letter to you?

Oh Yeah! I want to tell you, I mean me myself. I am from 2010, the future of you, so you are my past. I know, I am not as stupid as that. I know that my past, and that's you, is very curious about 21.12.2010. And, you also love the 2012 movie in 2009, unless I am not mistaken. The topic I write to you is that I am going to tell you that did earth really ends in 2012. I know the answer? Why? Because I am clever than you! Wakakakaka~

I am thinking of changing my name to Intelligent Mc Burger. How do you feel? Well, I need to ask your opinion, because you are me! Just now I got think about Clever Intelligent Excellent Best Mc Burger (Mc Burger also intelligent……), but it is too long, so I just use Intelligent. Me, no , you , no , me, no , I mean , both of us, no , no , is me, the future you, and that's me. Yeah, me. I, won the proudest award in the world. What award? He he~ Want me to tell you? Why? I will tell you later. OK la, if you want to know, continue to see next paragraph.

If you see this paragraph, your Restaurant City will lost 100,00 coins and Pet Society will lost 100,00 coins. So, BE AWARE! What to do? You have already seen this paragraph, so, wave goodbye to your coins in RC ( Restaurant City, not Red Crescent) and Pet Society, Ha ha ha ha~

Do you like the things that I drew? I love it! IT is so beautiful, especially the paper that we used to pray to the deads ( Yellow color 1). What did I told you Just now? Yeah! Last week, I just been informed that I am the most "clever" (stupid….)person in the whole universe. I am so excited! This is the first time I win a trophy! Please clap hands for me, please….

I had won 100,000,000 OMGD(Oh My God Dollar) , so I am very rich now. My next target is 100,000,001 OMGD. The thing I want to tell you is that you will become rich. So, just wait for the time to pass through you and wait for the money to come… Don't forget to say "money money come" (Mari Mari come)

Ok, skip to the topic. There will be no, no, I mean yes, no, no, no, I mean there is no…Oh yeah! Forget to tell you, I am watching 2012 now, do you want to watch together? OH, the time the time traveler has not been invented yet, so you can't come. There is NO 2012, no, of course there is 2012, why didn't got 2012? It is just that, the Earth, our beloved Earth didn't end in 2012, December 21th, so, don't worry about it

PS: Now is 22.12.2012

From,

Stupid

 

 

超废华语新闻

记者：各位废人，大家好！欢迎收看华语，国语，英语都不能看得华语新闻！我知道，你和我一样都是废人，不然你为什么会看这样废的华语新闻？上一期，我为大家带了walauA国民型小学对考试的看法。现在，今年，今日，今秒，今分秒，我来呈现世界上超级，十分，白分，万分，亿分初民的话题，那就是…….古纳广告后拆告诉你！

（DON'T GO AWAY）

广告：big mama, 是您最明智的选择！Ｉwon't follow you~

广告：购买Lphone8G，有机会得到100，000，000的奖金！

广告：记得！SMS至39889，39889，您将会……得到一双臭袜子！

广告：到www.ABCDEFG.com download 最新的《无聊游戏》，永久免费！

广告：SP2(siaopo2) 让您的皮肤更美丽！

广告：xxx牌的绿茶，可以让您忘掉痛苦，享受美好人生！（绿茶会忘掉痛苦？！）

记者：看了那么多广告，您觉得如何？广告时间上了厕所大号，小号了吗？可以收看我们的新闻了吗？如果还不可以，请打电话至01-00000000，我们会再给您看多一些广告！在等我一下！

（记者去上厕所）

记者：今天的topic是——电脑对学生实力还是弊？是的，我知道这个题目很普通，可是，what to do?我还是得说，因为是我的boss逼我的！

（后面出现一个声音"谁要逼你？我是冤枉的！再将我就fire你"）

记者：好啦！sorry la! 我要报告新闻，你跟我diam diam! 现在，我身后就是大团圆的住宅区，Taman United (bukan Taman United Kingdom,different 1). 我将在这里访问几户家人，问他们对今天的主题：电脑blah blah blah 的看法。现在，马上….出发！

（记者来到一间超级大的房子）

记者：哇~屋子那么大，看看里面有没有游泳池给我们游泳！有可能连Jacuzzi 和Spa也有，爽~

（有说要访问人的）=.=|||

按了门铃，有一位年约七十岁的a.ma走出来，

A.ma：欢迎，欢迎！请问你们是谁？

记者：我们是华语新闻的成员，特地来访问您的。

A.ma: 什么华语新闻？名字叫什么？

记者现在才发现到，新闻没有自己的名字。被这位年老的a.ma一问，全部成员都变成了石头。（请自行播放上新的音乐）

记者：er…我们是….

BOSS：6度空间的华语新闻，每晚上8.30至9.30。如果来不及看，可以到www.6tv.com.why 去看。免费的。

a.ma：哦….

记者：请问您可以高树窝您对电脑及学生的看法吗？

A.ma：电脑？可以！我有facebook, blogger, myspace, Friendster, twitter, youtube, msn 和自己的webpage.

记者：walauA！你有的比我还多！

A.ma：呵呵….老了，每天在家无聊，就玩电脑咯！Facebook 我有玩Pet Society, Restaurant city, Tiki farm, Barn Buddy….

记者：BOSS，要走吗？我不是要学生以电脑meh? 她不是学生leh..

BOSS：奏乐就走啦！这个a.ma很吵。

最后，全部人都走了，留下可怜的a.ma在自言自语。

他们走到一间双层楼的屋子，按了门铃，一位约30岁的aunty走出来。

Aunty: 喂！你们要做么？

记者：很热，请问可以经屋子后再说吗？

Aunty: 我….我知道！你们是来偷东西的！是吗？滚！给我滚！（滚在马路上很痛的leh…)

那位Aunty拿住扫把把他们赶走

记者：我有说错话么？

BOSS：下次你不要出声！

记者：不要出声怎样访问哦！

BOSS：去吃午餐先啦！

吃了午餐后，他们回来访问。

又"叮咚"一下，一位十几岁的少年出来。

记者：请问您几岁？

少年：16岁。

记者：您的贵姓是？

少年：我姓无，名叫名氏。

记者：你的名址和我的一模一样！哈哈！原来也有人的名址和我的一样烂

少年：你抢了我的对白！我们好可怜啊！

（结果，两个人一起大声痛哭。如果你有良心，也一起哭吧）

BOSS：请问你对"电脑对学生是利还是弊"说出你的看法。（它既是变成记者了？）

少年：电脑完全是利，只是打人的头脑歪，只知道电脑的不好。我们可以用电脑找资料，做project, 玩game, hack 人，写blog，找以前的朋友…….我都讲不完！学校每次考试，卡式一定会有压力的吗！有压力就要丢掉！管你丢去哪里，垃圾桶，垃圾场，垃圾车，妈妈的头上，中止丢掉就对liao， 不然很容易想不开，去跳楼。要丢掉压力，就玩电脑lo。哪里知道那些大人，不让我们玩电脑，弄到很多人想不开我真的很同情闹些为了考试压力而自杀的人。讲到这里，不用你讲，我都觉得我们这些做学生的，都是很可怜T.T）

记者：BOSS,你不是记者，走开啦！你每天在电脑面前花了几个小时？

少年：12

全部人：walauA

记者：谢谢你接受采访，拜拜（不是o mi tuo fo 那个拜拜，不要乱乱想！）

Aunty: Why are you all standing here?

记者：华人讲华语！

Aunty；你们在这里做什么？

记者：我们来访问屋里的那位少年。

Aunty: 为什么你们要访问他？他酱丑，商店是不好看的！访问我啦！我酱美！

全部人吐血…..

记者：好，好。请您对"电脑对学生是利还是弊"发表一下。

Aunty: 你还没有问我叫什么名！

记者：（流汗）请问你叫什么名,今年几岁？

Aunty：（摆出可爱的样子）大家好, 我叫杨丽飞，你们可以叫我飞飞（肥肥？！）我今年18岁！~（你18岁我7岁咯）

全部人再次吐血

Aunty：电脑，当然是弊啦！那些学生啊，Haiz~讲出来都心痛啊！你看我的儿子，每天只是玩电脑，考试考到不像样（做lizard的声音）已有了电脑，每天都在讲fb, msn, myspace, 都不知道他在讲什么，讲华语好像将外星语。而且，他们只活在电脑的世界里，他们的未来啊….我都不敢去想。现在这能希望能*去学院看大象*让他自己从电脑世界里走出来。

记者：好了，bye bye

全部人快点离开那位自恋的aunty。

记者：从此看来，电脑有利也有弊。学生们应该懂得控制自己，因为电脑是利还是弊，都在你们自己的选择。谢谢大家收看这个不知名的华语新闻。Arigato~ 我是无名氏，明天再见！

  
 

  
 

  
 

  
 

  
 

   

BORING!!!

Yesterday, and that is Monday, I sleep for 3 hours in class. Actually it is not sleep, my eyes is opening, my hand is moving, my head can move, I am walking….. I just shut my brain up. Why? Because of teacher. I am sure that you have been like this before.

The first period is Science, and the teacher is DNA( short form). She always said "what we call?"+"why 1A class like this one?"+"why so noisy?"

Example: "Take out your..what we call..your science process"

She can't stop saying 'what we call~" for 1 period. And I NEARLY fell asleep. This is so~ boring….

And next 1 is Geography. Actually geography teacher is ok 1, but the subject is ZZZzzz… I don't know what make me asleep, but I am not the only 1 feel like this XP.

The last 1…..hehehe…OF course, history.. I don't believe you didn't fall asleep when teacher teaching this subject. This subject is totally boring, and the teacher is boring too. HE like to saman us. Forget to tell you, our school got something called RBK(Ringgit BK), that means our school own money. The teachers are like POLICE and we, students like people around ( OF course we are people =.=)When we broke the school rules, like didn't cut nails or hair, the teacher will take our penalty point. But if our class is very dirty or we didn't pass up our book properly, they will take our RBK. And our history teacher, LOVE to take away our RBK, and he makes nearly ( nearly only lor) everybody hate him, nearly every person in our class hate him.

Last time, the second time of our exam, he took RBK500 from our class because some of our marks (17 people) didn't meningkat (Include me XD). He give us RBK200, 100 for having a good monitor or what, I forget liao, and 100 for half of person in our class have their history marks meningkat. SO, we need to give him 300.

The next thing is he is very 变态(Metamorphosis). He likes to watch at some girls ( Indians la) and always see what are they doing. WalauA! Fortunately I am not his target. Wakaaka

Need to go to school liao, so….XP

  

EXAMIANTION….WHY?

The exams results are out now, and I am not very happy about it. That history and Chinese I got 77%!!!!! 1 correct answer to get A! WalauA~ Why? Why? 1 question, 1 question only then I can get A liao..

And my moral (Actually moral is not real 1, just memorize than can get A liao. And I got 98%! Just 1 question, 1 question I can get 100%....And that 100% just fly out of my eyesight

After few days of examination, teachers said "You only got 2 weeks to next exam, so don't relax" T.T just finish exam and says 2 weeks to next exam. And that is mid-year exam!!!!

Wish I can get better marks la, but I don't think so….midyear exam got ringkasan, summary, karangan, 供料作文，摘录要点…..OMG! who can save me form these….

 


 

I don’t like my class name….

I don't like my class name (1A) because it is very stupid. 1 Amanah….Why need to put names like this leh?

If it is 1 Alamak, than ok a bit…

When I am at primary school, primary 1 – 6 also B class.

Actually B class name is better than A class.

Contoh: 6B=

Bijak (really meh?)

Bodoh (suits me^.^)

Boring (teacher is boring, not us)

Botak (I am not botak)

Bola (…..)

Boling (I don't like boling)

Babi (WalauA~)

Baju (……)

Best (I don't think so)

Baby (想到就气人)

Barbie (I don't like to play….I like Lego)

Last year at my school, B is for the BIjak people (3 class only, go to B class also easy…)

This year at my secondary school, A is for BIjak people (Alamak! I want to change my class already)

Actually, when you go to 精英班, is not good thing too.

Every year, the whole class will got scold and every teacher will said:

"You all are A class, why so noisy 1? H class is better than you!"

"You think you are in A class so you can be proud a? Don't respect teacher! Blah blah blah…."

"A class also got so many people didn't pass up your work, you all go to H class la!"

"H class is better than you! They can do their things alone! But you all need teacher to tell you only you want to do!" (Actually this is real @.@)

So, every year my class got scolded like this, from primary 1 to form 1.

Now I am thinking….Why I want go to A class T.T

 

 

 

 

 

 

超废新闻1

记者：大家好！欢迎收看华语烂到要死的华语新闻。今天，我只为大家带来了一个新闻. Er…. 现在要讲什么liao…

(过了5分钟，从背包拿出一张纸)

记者：现在，我（拿住纸讲的）在无聊城里的一所出名到不像样的学校--------WalauA国民型小学。这所学校有一位校长，3万位老师和2800000位学生，是全世界最大的学校。

（又从背包拿出另一张纸）

记者：这所学校有20个礼堂，没有这所，30个食堂，100000间课室，18间讲堂。 WalauA! 这所学校大到……>.<好了，进入正题了。

（这次整个laptop 都拿出来）

记者：自从公元前200年开始，这所学校每一位学生都说考试很难，很辛苦，至今年今月今日都 还在说同样一句话。这所学校总共有167位学生因考试压力而死了。所以我现在这一所学校的校长。

（ 在学校走了1个小时，才找到校长室。）

记者：校长，可以给我水吗？我要渴死了。、

校长：好吧，我给你喝我的Lemon Tea,超好喝的…^.^

记者：（吐血）不用了。我只是来访问`您的。请问您的贵姓？

校长：我姓笨，名叫蛋。可是你只可以叫我Mr.Bean Egg.我不喜欢人家叫我的华语名。

记者：（偷偷在笑）我哈….是经过了千辛万苦，被人逼到这所学校来访问您的。请哈..问您对学生对考试的压力有哈…什么意见哈…

笨校长：（生气）你笑够了没有？

记者：没哈…有哈……

（两个小时后）

校长：对这件事的意见，我又很多。这全都是学生有问题，不是老师或考试有问题，是学生的头脑有问题，会自己制造压力，才会为头脑而死。

记者：可是，连家长都说考试题目对学生来讲48难。（48 = si be, 十分的意思）有307为家长都报过polis, 希望能取消考试制度。

校长：这是家长的头脑有问题。他们只想到考试的不好，没有想到考试的好！

记者：可是。。。。。

校长：Aiyo! 你有完没完？我要Continue做我的东西！不要烦我！总之，考试is for their own good! This is not our fault! Bye Bye!

(可怜的记者就这样被翻出校长室…..让我们为她哀掉T。T)

现在，这位记者喀什到学校各角落随便找一位学生来访问。

记者：小妹妹，请问你觉得考试难吗？

学生：哇~（哭）我要上厕所！ （提醒你一下，这所学校没有厕所）

无奈，记者又找了一位6年级的学生。

记者：朋友，请问你觉得考试辛苦吗？

学生：妈咪说不可以跟陌生人讲话！而且，我不是你的朋友！

可怜的记者去找另一位学生。

记者：请问我可以访问你吗？（不是你妈）

学生：Please say in English

记者：Can I interview you?

学生：Yes

记者：Do you hate exam?

学生: 什么是exam?

记者：exam是考试。

学生：什么是考试？

差点儿吐白沫的记者去找另一位学生

记者：Can you please tell me your opinion about examination?

学生：Cakap bahasa Malaysia la!

记者：Bolehkan kamu berikan….（自己翻译）

学生：你是华人leh! 讲华语不可以meh?

记者：（要被气死liao）你可以告诉我你对考试的意见吗？

学生：可以！当然可以！考试啊….会杀"死"人的！你看！我们一年考4次（烤面包？？），UPSR的时候差不多每天都在考试，到了中学的时候一年考6次！Aiyo, 会被烦"死"！

记者：你会因为考试而感到很大压力吗？

学生：会！压力都是我们的家长和老师给的！每天都叫我们"快点做功课"，"不可以玩电脑"，"不可以玩PS"，Aduh~每天对着书，又没有娱乐，会被闷"死"的！

说完，学生已满脸泪痕….

记者：学生的命好苦啊！（她把纸巾拿给那位学生）

学生：我不要tissue, 是你…你….你踩到我的脚了！T.T

记者急忙逃走。

 
 

走到压死不死，这位记者才走到学校门口。

记者：今天的华语新闻报导完毕，谢谢大家，我的名是无名氏，记得守住明天的新闻！同样时间，不同地点，我们再见！

 
 

 
 

写爽罢liao,老师，学生，不要见怪！

（DON'T SCOLD ME! THIS IS JUST FOR LAUGH ONLY）

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