Tuesday, December 28, 2010

XD

Yesterday my sis let me see some 自恋照ppl put in fb.

唔係呀吗? So many……

Many of that is like =3=(the pig mouth), looks like kissing ppl.

Of course, some of those are very beautiful, but some are……(学九妹在船上的时候-----)

Orz……After that, I 发誓 I will never take 自恋photos (I dun even noe how to take, and dun even try to take 1 before), if not my RYUKI 倒转写!

…………………………………………………………………………………………..

Still addicted to NO REGRETS~ 1st time 追星~~

My handphone got 12 videos of NR, 75 pictures of NR+RB+Sheren… Feel very happy when watching at the videos, seeing the pictures again and again…(I think I 痴线liao)

Haiz~ When can I get my TVB weekly #700??? I want that file Orz….

OK, time to watch Rosy Business liao~


Wednesday, December 08, 2010

TVB awards ceremony….

5/12/2010 (Sunday)8.30pm till 11.00pm, that time me and my sis hearing radio using our hand phone…… Orz bcuz we are at kampung, no computer, no Astro… I felt so happy when Sheren Tang and Wayne Lai get BEST ACTOR/ACTRESS!!!!!!!!!!! Feel like screaming~ (but my dad is beside me). Saw some pictures of both of them in facebook…(被电到焦了) Sheren is so pretty~

OMG! Gau Mui and Lau Sing~ so many fans there

But I can't accept that Can't Buy Me Love is the BEST SERIES. Feel like vomiting! WTH?! I don't think there's any reason that CBML is better than NO REGRETS! 我接受唔到咯!BVT is so 偏心!I was so shocked for few minutes. But even NO REGRETS didn't get the best series, it is still the best in our (义气仔女) hearts. Wyman: 拎唔到獎唔等於輸,拎到獎都唔叫贏。 如果畀我,寧願拎唔到獎,有人戥我唔抵,好過拎到獎有人覺我唔值

Nothing to write now…..(I dun even know what am I writing)

Wednesday, December 01, 2010

义海豪情 (大结局)

OMG! This drama really makes ppl cry! I sob when watching晴晴die. The part that 杨阳 reads 晴晴's dairy is so touching!!!!

我知道要你地唔难过系某可能ge。但系我只会比一个月ge时间你地。奶奶,我靠晒你帮我tai住我老公了。九姑娘,阿哥就靠你了。希望我走佐之后,日日都系晴天。
晴晴永远都系你的身边。

T.T that日日都系晴天makes me think about 天天天晴! OMG, this 1 I haven't watch leh! 2morow watch this 1! But at last I end up feeling happy because 晴晴 diary's got so many happy memories ^^

I LOVE that part when Gau Mui and Lau Sing were at church. 要生一起生,要死一起死 (要走一起走).


LOL 陈美婷~ (Kow always call me陈美婷) Feel so sad for Gau Mui. She's still a bad person even she save so many children (1285 children, if I'm not wrong.) and do so many good things for other people. Orz… Gau Mui is so COOL!! "我最憎人地用枪指住我同我讲嘢!" Stupid Siu Hong, kick Long Guan so many time, 死得活该. But Long Hei must be very sad (suddenly pity her XP). This make me think about Rosy Business last episode. 大奶奶 becomes XIAO when 必文die. Haiz~

I felt so heart-broken when Gau Mui was at church, hoping Lau Sing will come to meet her. My tears flowed down when Gau Mui was at the ship, flashbacking the time she had with Lau Sing. She goes to newspaper office every three months to put notices, and wish she can meet Lau Sing 1 day.

但愿人长久,千里共婵娟. Gau Mui is so beautiful~

The background music is Rosy Business theme song, but sang by Wayne Lai makes the whole part so touching. After that scene, my tears kept coming out unstoppable:

1. Gau Mui came back to Guang Zhou. She meet Pai Guat and the others people and calling their names one by one.

2. Pai Guat telling Gau Mui the things about Lau Sing during those 30 years.

3. Gau Mui: 九姑娘向佛山警校刘醒教官致敬

Lau Sing:刘醒向九姑娘致敬

I LOVE it when Lau Sing and Gau Mui were sitting on the bench, watching the sun rises. It's so sweet when I saw the photos that Gau Mui and Lau Sing traveled around the world. They have such happy time together. When Lau Sing close his eyes slowly, lean at Gau Mui's shoulder and pass away, I cry so hard! OMG, this is so touching~ I love this so much. There were no dialogs in this scene, but it makes it so special and touching.

(put this as wallpaper in my computer XD)

The last scene makes me cry again. It's so perfect for putting "Red Butterfly" sang by Wayne Lai. Even his voice is not as good as Ron Ng, but it give people some feeling.

No Regrets ends with millions of people's tears. Orz….Now I didn't have any drama to look forward to. No Regrets, you are the best drama I had ever watched!!! Now just waiting for 5.12.2010, hopping it will be the BEST DRAMA. Wish Sheren and Wayne can take TVqueen/king again~

No Regrets: VICTORY



Tuesday, November 30, 2010

巾帼枭雄之义海豪情~ How can I live without u?


Sunday is NO REGRETS 2 hours episode, but that time I'm at Penang, attending my relative's wedding dinner….I dunno that I'm right or wrong for going to Penang, bcuz it's my choice neither I want to go or not. Last time I said to my dad I wanna go, because I thought going outside without my dad and mum around will be very good, but I end up regretting it T.T A few days later I only know that NO REGRETS will be end on this day (28/11/2010). I can't stop myself thinking about the drama that time. Even I cannot watch it, I still feel very excited form 9.30pm-11.30pm XP So that means that I had that 义海毒….
Now I'm watching episode 30. ^.^
Gau Mui: 我要囖番D嘢。

Lau Sing: 囖番D?
Gau Mui: 囖番个手榴弹咯!

Lau Sing: 某要果个咯,我第二日送过个比你啦。

Gau Mui: 我系钟意果个!

LOL!!! Love this scene. I laugh so loud when other ppl run while saw Gau Mui's手榴弹on the ground (My sis must have scold me 神经病 when she saw me laugh like that XD). Gau Mui and Lau Sing 2gether is so sweet~ Haiz…my sis went to Singapore already, if not I want her to see these picture:

Gau Gu Leong became penguin???!!! (Actually I think she's very cute XD)

LOL anyone who watch NO REGRETS must feel this 1 funny. Gau Mui's so cute~ (流口水?!)

This 1!!! Gau Mui and Lau Sing are holding their hands ~

Hope Sheren can be TVqueen again~
-credits from 巾帼枭枭雄之义海豪情facebook (group) fan photos

Lai Wah became so old after married with Guan Ye (in my opinion) =.= I hate that hair style. OMG internet connection is so slow!!! Flashback to episode 29, I love it when Lau Sing cries! Especially he leaned on Gau Mui shoulders ^.^ It really hurts my heart watching 2 of them cry like that. T.T And for the scene that 晴晴and杨阳 hug together, that is so….=.= No need to hug so long gua? It's touching for 晴晴, who had heart disease leak and will leave her family and friends. But I think Gau Mui+Lau Sing is better. If switch to Gau Mui and Lau Sing hug together…….=.= Ahem, imagine yourself la!
Back to episode 30. I love it at晴晴 and杨阳 marriage. I can feel the happiness around them. XD 晴晴want Gau Mui to sit with Lau Sing when 敬茶~ And 1 question, why Gau Mui sit in front row when they are taking the photo? I thought front row is for 长辈?! (……)
*Wa~*晴晴want Gau Mui and Lau Sing go to *siu guan* (a place) to travel XD ……I love Gau Mui's shirt when she visits 晴晴, it looks so beautiful~ ( Actually she is beautiful in every kind of shirt). ^^晴晴is so cute when she call C, C and Gau Mui to eat something.
C奶:真系傻妹黎ge,成日挂住我地有某食嘢!


Friday, November 19, 2010

Crazy of NO REGRETS

No Regrets is making me CRAZY!! All episodes are so interesting + touching. Really wish it can get the BEST DRAMA award. Wohoo~ finally holiday already. =.= But holiday's still damn boring if my dad is at house. I can't watch drama freely (using computer) because he hate me watching drama. I dunno why, but since he said he don't like it, I better don't open it in front of him for saving my modem from being blocked. Hopefully he didn't even know I use computer to watch dramas (He didn't even know I watched Off Pedder before).

^.^ Love to watch Gau Mui and Lau Sing together. They are so sweet~ Sheren Tang's acting is so good! Hope she can get the TV Queen this year. I can't believe that No Regrets is going to end next week. Time seems to flew so fast since 18.10.2010 (The 1st episode). T.T Next year I'm going to be a form 2 student. Some of my friends are going to other classes next year. Orz Plz don't go away~

The 13,18,19,20,21,23,24 episodes are the best episodes in No Regrets (for me la!). Episode 13, the war begins……18, Love that part that Gau Mui and Lau Sing saved those children. Episode 19, felt heartbroken for Gau Mui T.T. Episode 20, Gau Mui is so YENG!! Especially when she kills that second commander of Japan. She is so cool when 'shooting' her handbag. Episode 21 is very funny, Liong Fei Fan scares till pee…..Wakakakaka~ I love the last part when Gau Mui says "there's nothing to laugh about" and later she starts laughing herself. She is so cute!!! Episode 23, Gau Mui kills Lau Sing!! I can't believe that she said Lau Sing is her____ for saving him. She is always so COOL and this time she begs in front of that Hiong San Tit Ya. I really feel sad for her. I like the part that Gau Mui in church, praying. The newest episode, 24, the 'eye contact' between Gau Mui and Lau Sing when they are saying goodbye to each other is so_____ (dunno how to say). The most unexpected part is the last part, where Gau Mui hugs Long Hei. They always fight to each other! There are 2 金句Gau Mui always says in these episodes.

1. 但愿人长久,千里共婵娟

2.今日唔知听日事

Although teacher had told us before, I can't imagine that Japanese are so cruel in World War II. T.T Today night No Regrets is not showing because of TVB 43 birthday. Need to wait for 3days!!! Episode 23, Gau Mui killing Lau Sing.

Rosy Business chibi, drew by 猫头菇. I love this picture! 四奶奶and 柴九are so CUTE~


 


 


 

Tuesday, November 09, 2010

No Regrets

Waaa!!!! Now I love this HKdrama till sot! Very 刺激! I want to watch the last episode leh! How Gau Mui fight with Lai Wah and Long Hei. Yesterday found a blog all about no regrets (www.just-noregrets.blogspot.com), my eyes keep seeing the computer till pain *ouch*.....

Gau Mui n' Lau Sing

Rosy Business~ I decide to watch it over again at holiday(Holiday coming soon~)

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

巾帼枭雄之义海豪情

Finally can watch this drama already! Wait for a long time....that 九姑娘sometimes good sometimes bad, dunno what ppl 来的 XP


全力支持这套戏!

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

看戏时间到!

^^after blocking my dad from seeing my blog I felt very good, need to put what also can already~
=.=最近迷上香港戏咯...每天逼我的朋友听我讲关于:
毕打自己人的东西

(男子组)

(女子组)

Haiz~ Year end examination is coming...That Seajarah I read till pengsan la! All the names are so long....Geo, the hujan hutan tropikal and hutan monsun tropikal is making me dizzy, and I dun even know what mediterranean is. T.T This time really “凶多吉少”(simply use de)....

Saturday, October 09, 2010

Angel beats!

^^K-ON!! just finished, so I watch Angel beats!, which is that Khei Lai's favourite. The story is about a world for the people that are dead. The people there can't die because they are dead. Well, thinking of yourself no need to die...and in the same age....
I like this anime bcuz it is very funny ^^

LOL^^ this 1 very funny~

Yurippe and Tenshi...

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Gohan wa Okazu

^^ This song is very "kawai"~, "very match to one of my friend who LOVEs to eat...
Lyrics:
Gohan wa sugoi yo Nandemo au yo Hokahoka
Raamen Udon ni Okonomiyaki Korekore
Tansuikabutsu to tansuikabutsu no
Yume no KORABOREESHON?
(Atsuatsu Hokahoka)
Gohan wa sugoi yo Nai to komaru yo
Mushiro gohan ga okazu da yo
Kansaijin nara yappari okonomiyaki & gohan
Demo watashi Kansaijin ja nai n desu
(Donaiyanen!)
Ichi-Ni-San-Shi-GO-HA-N!
Ichi-Ni-San-Shi-GO-HA-N!
Gohan wa sugoi yo Nandemo au yo Hokahoka
Kimuchi ni Nattou Namatamago Korekore
Shiroi gohan wa masshiroi KYANBASU
Mugen IMAJINEESHON
(Atsuatsu Hokahoka)
Gohan wa sugoi yo Nai to komaru yo
Yappari gohan wa shushoku da ne
Nipponjin nara tonikaku PANshoku yori gohan desho
Gohan wa okazu ja nai no ka yo!
AWasuretetaa
Koraa!!
Gohan wa sugoi yo Nandemo au yo Hokahoka
Yakisoba Takoyaki tonpeiyaki Korekore
Tansuikabutsu to tansuikabutsu no
Yume no KORABOREESHON?
(Atsuatsu Hokahoka Icchae Icchae)
Gohan wa sugoi yo Nai to komaru yo
Mushiro gohan ga okazu da yo
Kansaijin nara yappari okonomiyaki & gohan
Watashi zense wa kansaijin!
(Donaiyanen!)
Ichi-Ni-San-Shi-GO-HA-N!
Ichi-Ni-San-Shi-GO-HA-N!
Ichi-Ni-San-Shi-GO-HA-N!
Ichi-Ni-San-Shi-GO-HA-N!
English lyrics:
Rice is amazing. It goes with anything. Warm, warm!
Ramen, udon, okonomiyaki and such and such.
It’s a dream collaboration,
Between carbohydrates and carbohydrates☆
(Hot, hot! Warm, warm!)

Rice is amazing. It’s a pain to not have any.
Instead rice will be the side dish.
For Kansai people of course it has to be okonomiyaki & rice.

But I’m not from Kansai.
(What!)
1-2-3-4-R-I-C-E!
1-2-3-4-R-I-C-E!

Rice is amazing. It goes with anything. Warm, warm!
Kimchi, natto, raw eggs and such and such.
White rice is a pure white canvas,
For an Infinite imagination.
(Hot, hot! Warm, warm!)

Rice is amazing. It’s a pain to not have any.
Of course rice is the staple food.
For Japanese people anyway, it should be rice instead of bread.

“Rice isn’t a side dish!”
“Ah…I kinda forgot~”
“Hey!!”

Rice is amazing. It goes with anything. Warm, warm!
Yakisoba, takoyaki, tonpeiyaki and such and such.
It’s a dream collaboration,
Between carbohydrates and carbohydrates☆
(Hot, hot! Warm, warm! Go, go!)

Rice is amazing. It’s a pain to not have any.
Instead rice will be the side dish.
For Kansai people of course it has to be okonomiyaki & rice.

I was from Kansai in a past life!
(What!)
1-2-3-4-R-I-C-E!
1-2-3-4-R-I-C-E!
1-2-3-4-R-I-C-E!
1-2-3-4-R-I-C-E!

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

K-ON!! けいおん!,

Haiz~ So fast last episode already. 都不懂做么要酱快做完。T.T 辛好还有两个 extra episode……

The first time watch Mugi and Ritsu singing. Pity of Azusa, cry till very holian. She is the only 1 left at K-ON club.




LYRICS:
Nee omoide no kakera ni
Namae o tsukete hozonsuru nara
Takaramono ga pittari da ne

Sou kokoro no youryou ga
Ippai ni naru kurai ni sugoshita ne
Tokimeki-iro no mainichi

Najinda seifuku to uwabaki
Howaitoboodo no rakugaki
Ashita no iriguchi ni oite ikanakucha ikenai no kana

Demo ne aeta yo suteki na tenshi ni
Sotsugyou wa owari ja nai
Kore kara mo nakama da kara
Issho no shashin-tachi o-soro no kiihorudaa
Itsu made mo kagayaiteru
Zutto sono egao arigatou

Eki no hoomu kawara no michi
Hanaretete mo onaji sora miagete
Yunizon de utaou

Demo ne aeta yo suteki na tenshi ni
Sotsugyou wa owari ja nai
Kore kara mo nakama da kara
Daisuki tte iu nara dai-daisuki tte kaesu yo
Wasuremono mou nai yo ne
Zutto eien ni issho da yo

ENGLISH:
Hey, for the pieces of my memories
If I save them as a new file
Then it's the exact same as a treasure to me

Yeah, I spent my time
To fill up the space in my heart
Every single day was a throbbing color

The uniform I'm used to and my indoor shoes-
The doodles on the whiteboard-
I think I have to leave them at the entrance to tomorrow

But I was able to meet a wonderful angel
Graduation isn't the end
Because we'll still be friends from now on
The photos of us together, our matching keychains
Are shining forever
I'll always thank you for your smile

At the home station, on the riverbank
Even if we're separated, let's look up at the same sky
And sing in unison

But I was able to meet a wonderful angel
Graduation isn't the end
Because we'll still be friends from now on
If you say, "I love you lots," I'll reply, "I love you lots and lots"
I don't have anything forgotten anymore
We'll always be together for eternity

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

HOT NEWS!

Place: 1A class

Time: bout 3.00p.m.

People: NO.1 VS NO.last

The teachers are meeting now, so nobody is watching our class. As usually, our class is as noisy as pasar (teachers always say that). We are doing our own work, talking, chatting, singing, poo-ing (yucks) bla bla blah whatever we want to do. Suddenly,

"Mind your own business la!" (No.Last)

"this is my business!" (No.1)

"This is class la! E. is in charge, not you! You have no right to speak here1"

"I HAVE RIGHT TO SPEAK ANYTHING AT ANYWHERE!"(这一句听到很不爽!)

最后,第一名的斗不过最后一名,走出去liao。至于发生什么事,就不方便放出来。

Now, our class looks like during World Cup/大选, many ppl keep asking other ppl "you support who" Obviously, many ppl support No.Last bcuz she didn't do anything wrong. They are just playing ma!) It's that no.1 very ke bo, simply scold other ppl! And the most important thing is she said "I have right to speak anything at anywhere", 好像自己第一名很厉害酱(还是pengawas tim!

真的是有史以来我们班发生过最大件事!


 

——无知的小孩

=.=

Haiz~ Everyday computer, school, friends, music…

Monday when perhimpunan, we just saw DNA walk out from TANDAS LELAKI, which make us laugh till stomach pain ^.^She don't even looked ashamed when she walked out. Last time I feel really curios tat why she can become our Science teacher, because her English is CACAT (me also cacat la!). Now I feel more curios because she didn't even look at the door, which got a very big TANDAS LELAKI wrote on it and she just walk inside. WAkakaka~

Wednesday already, got Science again T.T Ready to count how many "what we call" she said when teaching. (Monday she said 10 times during 1 hour) 55555~ today got Sejarah! I always fishing during Sejarah. To prevent fishing, juz copy the notes teacher wrote on the whiteboard. But tat also very boring, so conteng your book lor~

Tomorrow got Geography again, and I haven't finish coloring my map (I hate coloring=.=)

At night watch 《古灵精探Bwith my sis. Very funny (^.^) lastly, ZzZzZz


Sunday, July 11, 2010

阿飘,你好!

哇靠!刚才我玩我的那支水笔(丢上去又接回来,Science节的时候每次都会玩的)结果刺到自己的右手!现在很明显的黑青还有一条说长不长,说短不短的疤痕在那边(手腕),看起来还像我之前尝试要自杀酱(还有一点血leh!)=.=痛是不会觉得痛啦!可是等下好像鬼戏里面的人自杀酱,血流个不停,然后X.X死掉……Choy! 做么会讲到这里来的!讲到鬼,我还蛮怕看鬼戏的。每次看完鬼戏后,我都会睡不着XP我家后面就是坟墓,所以……四周围有可能有很多"好兄弟"在飞来飞去……可是从我出世到现在,没有一次遇过"阿飘",所以也没什么好怕啦!

我这种人是想看鬼又怕鬼的那一种。有时太无聊,会跟着爸去看过戏。是的,虽然那些鬼只会在电视机里出现,我还是会怕到第2天想起心跳还会加快的那一种。所以leh…..讲到完都是好奇心害我的(难听一点就是自己吓自己)。

有一次,我看一套鬼戏,有一个不像人的人(就叫他吧!)对这一个活生生的。那个拿着手术刀,切那个喊到要死不死,就在那边哈哈大笑。的心脏拿出来,那心脏还在跳的。就因为我看到这一幕,让我连续两晚都睡不着。T.T 真的超恐怖的。都是我爸咯!看这种戏,弄到我也跟着他去看(还在晚上11.00pm 左右看leh!)

我现在要在此提醒你,不要扮鬼吓我!人吓人,吓死人。等下我有可能被你吓出心脏病来!


Friday, July 09, 2010

[Update……]

It's since a long time when I update my blog, so….now just typing some stupid words here. Type about what? I also dunno. Haiz~ just type it anyway. Now I am really a computer+TV freak. Morning, play computer. Afternoon, go to school. Evening, watch a tv drama call D.I.E. 《古灵精探》. 8tv, 7 to 8 p.m. Every Friday, watch K-On!! Night, finish my homework sambil hearing songs with my handphone. (If 1 day I didn't have computer, Tv and handphone together, I will pengsan=.=)

Yeah~ finally updated my blog with some useless sentences. So….nothing.


 



......K-On!!

Sunday, June 20, 2010

19/6/10 Saturday

Haiz~ This is the end of my beloved holiday T.T My mid-year holiday was just end with a trip to Genting, Aquaria(Agua) KLCC, Facebook, PS2 and TV. This holiday is damn boring, except the day we went to Genting. Genting….makes me think of casino. Well, I can't go in because I'm under 18 years old. And there are many ppl who LOVEs to go in. Why? Because they are thinking of casino=$Money$. But 现实是残忍的, so the truth is casino=$Money$ flying away. I dunno much abt casino, I dun even know how to play 21tim! (That's why I am 无知的小孩.)

Nect holiday is at September T.T need to wait till so long a? Wakau! Holiday is boring, school is boring, Sat and Sun is more boring! Holiday=Playing computer+PS2+tv. School=the lessons are boring, but are least I got friends. Sat= Wakao! Piano class! Sun= BM tuition, I am forced by myself to take it. If I didn't go to BM tuition class, my BM marks will look like chocolate cake (Shit).

Haiz~ so fast I'm in the mid year of form 1, and now I'm worrying bout my mid year exam results and that Piano practical exam. Exam results…ok la. But the practical exam…. (DIE HARD). My exam pieces SUCKS! So later maybe I just can get a FAIL back (And my mum and dad will kill me.)

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

废话连篇

当你告诉你父母你那烂成绩时。

短篇:我拿fail。

感人篇:(跪下来,边哭边讲)爸,妈,您女儿/儿子不孝,竟拿到你们最痛心的成绩,那就是不及格。我想告诉你们,谢谢你们多年来的照顾和教导(磕头)。我真的很对不起你们(磕头)。 因为我 不听你们的话,不努力读书,让我拿到如此烂的成绩(磕头)。我求求你们,原谅我这个不孝子吧(磕头)!对不起(磕头)。对不起(磕头)……

废篇:爹,娘,孩儿一不小心,在考试的时候忘了把书拿出来,放在桌子上,用心,专心,细心地用眼睛看。一失足成千古恨(乱用),就这样,我跌进了一个很深,很暗的洞里。洞里受到大家的嘲 笑,让我恨不得找一个洞,躲进里头(你不是已经在洞里了吗?)。这分数,这张考卷纸,让我失去了信心。现在,我要伤心地告诉你们,孩儿,错了。

当你要离开时。

短篇:再见!

感人篇:xx(名字),能够认识你,是我的福气,是我们彼此的缘分。天下无不散之筵席,我不能让时间停下来,停在你我之间相处的那一秒。今生今日能够认识你,我觉得好开心,开心得快乐的眼泪差点儿就要跳出眼眶流下来。我现在要走了。你我之间相处的时光,我这一辈子都不会忘记的。(呕)

废篇:xx(名字),后会有期,我告辞了。

Monday, June 14, 2010

大/中/小/废道理(什么东东?!)

发呆,是我的专长XD刚才在发呆时,我突然想到梦想。梦想…..我没有梦想。每次写《我的志愿》这篇作文时,我都写最normal的,如:老师,医生,警察(这些容易些吗!)……所谓"人生一定要有梦想",可是我没有,我只有"想要"。想要一个新的铅笔盒(我现在的太Girlish liao.),想要Dairy of A Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (所以借我啦!),想要一架私人的laptop(=。=等考PMR的时候再慢慢想),想要一架自己的(我现在和我妹share的)手提电话(几十年后自己买iphone啦![那时候iphone有可能outdate liao!] 。

想到梦想,就想到未来。我曾经听过有一句"未来在你自己的掌控中",还有一句"我们不知道未来会发生什么". Haiz~ 就好像Khei Lai 说的"人类之矛盾的",这两句真的很矛盾,但我比较相信第2句。我不知道我的未来是否成功,做什么职业,是否富有,在SPM/PMR的时候拿几颗A,更不知道2012是否是世界末日。我的未来你不知,我不知,天有可能知,地有可能不知。我的未来,只一个无法解开的谜。

"人生有多少个十年?最重要是痛快!"痛痛快快地过自己的人生,就是一个有意义的人生。痛快…..我现在去玩Facebook了!XD

P/S:老师,我用那么多格言,谚语,又没有比较高分?


Thursday, June 10, 2010

名句……=.=(2)

  1. 人生有多少个十年?

    出处:某某连续剧,又看得都知道。

    意义:你不知道meh?

    例句:人生有多少个十年?现在不玩电脑,有几十玩?


     

  2. 很闷啊!

    出处:很多人都是这样讲,我哪里知道是谁?

    意义:很闷…..

    例句:假期很闷啊!我要做什么?


     

  3. 我不要跟你好!(幼稚)

    出处:—

    意义:—

    例句:你再酱,我不要跟你好!


     

  4. 老师,上厕所!

    出处:(小学的时候很多人讲)

    意义:叫老师给你上厕所罢了吗…..

    例句:老师,上厕所!(老师:"我不要上厕所!")


     

  5. 你好!

    出处:—

    意义:—

    例句:你好!("我不好!")


     


     

Sunday, June 06, 2010

I wan to laugh or cry lehh???=.=


I really dunno I want to laugh or cry....SO many things(actually some only la, but more then normal)happened now..

Happy things

1st, I got two 88% in examination, and that's Geo and Kh...so unbelievable..

2st, I got A, and that's 82% in Chinese^.^ can't think of it....(wakakaka)

sad things

My computer spoil already...T.T

Anywhere, I can still watch my favorite television drama(RB). Really like it^.^

Need to watch show liao, bb ^.^

love watching it, the 女主角 in this television drama is very clever^.^ but I don't like that kind of hairstyle =.=

<3499~~

Anywhere, I know that I am very outdateXP, because this television drama is last year 1 ...Wakaka

Thursday, June 03, 2010

我们这一班+老师=.=

1 当班上很吵的时候,老师一定会讲"Kelas ini sangat~ bising a!"而且sangat 会拉到很长,很久.(大多数的老师)

2. Science teacher

  • 当一个同学告诉老师她没有做功课,老师会讲"A! Why you didn't do? I told you all need to do, right? Who also didn't do?"
  • 当班上很吵的时候,她一定会讲"Why 1A class so noisy? 1A class look like 1H"
  • 当一个同学犯错的时候"A, why? You want me to change your class to 1H a?" (她要我们换就能换?)
  • geng "What we call…"
  • 她是datin,很有钱,全身名牌货。
  • 她的英语让我们beh tahan.

3. Moral/BM teacher

  • Moral的时候,一定会讲"shhh!",过后一定有人笑,因为"shhh!" 代表小便。
  • 她没有一天是不给我们吵东西的(除了考试的时候)。刚抄的时候一定会讲"Cepat salin!"
  • 她是我们学校里,穿到最保守的马来人。
  • 她是我们的级任老师,也是最会让我们吵闹的老师。有时,她会坐在她自己的位子上,任由我们吵,自己在那边发呆.

4. English Teacher

  • 英文比一般的马来人老师好很多。
  • 和很多马来人老师一样,都是肥的XD

5. Geography teacher

  • 华人,对功课要求超严格T.T
  • 每次穿到很潮流的衣服(XD
  • 曾经很多次,Science的老师不给我们下课,而下一节就是Geo,结果可怜的老师在班上苦等分钟(上Science节我们都要去Science lab 的),然后我们回到班上是被打骂一顿。骂了10分钟,剩下5分钟上课=.=
  • 每次她的节都在science过后,所以可以看得出她对这件事情不是很满意。
  • 虽然她是华人,我却没有听过她讲华语(只听过她讲广东)
  • 我的朋友的姐姐竟然又被她教过华语!英文名字很怪,一直猜不出她的华文名是什么。

6. Mathematics teacher

  • 已经去生产了,所以我们不用上Maths.

7. Sejarah teacher

  • 变态老!!!!
  • 每次都要我们的钱!
  • 很讨厌他
  • 讲话重复很多次。他讲的东西已经很闷了,给他重复,更闷!
  • 每次喜欢叫我们站起来,理由是我们很吵。
  • 名句是'penting, penting, penting."

8. 华语老师

  • 最经典的"去学院看大象"~ ^.^
  • 教书方法和小学老师差不多,骂的话也跟小学老师差不多。
  • 每次交书都会有人忘记做/忘记带,然后她一定叫没有交书的人站起来,然后讲"又是你们这几个!"(这句话我在小学的时候都不懂听了几次了。)
  • 唯一一个有时会讲故事的老师
  • 和我去年的数学老师一样,每次都要我们快点。
  • 她穿的衣服….haiz(wakakaka)

9. M women

  • 华人最讨厌的老师,印度人最喜欢的老师。
  • 她没有教我们。
  • 印度人喜欢她,因为她们讲她很Protect people(protect印度人)
  • 每次骂华人。
  • 被我们班的华人骂最多次。
  • 撕掉我们布告板,所以我们很讨厌她。
  • 这样的老师还去做counseling teacher.
  • 种族歧视很严重!

10. 1A class

  • 38位学生
  • 38位学生都是吵到要死的学生。
  • 没有一天不被老师骂""的。

这就是我的班+老师(还是比较喜欢小学老师,因为小学老师都跟同学很friend)



Teacher, give us high marks!

Tuesday, June 01, 2010

考试的废话4

Mathematics 2! 更死。 20题(和6年级时一样)还要用到一小时45分钟。简直是在浪费时间,显!

有没有发现到,我写这些废的东西,最常用的是:考试,无聊,闷,废,Haiz~。说真的,我自己都不知道费和无聊有什么差别,每次想到什么就写下去=.=有是无聊也是闷,闷也是显。

如:上课很闷

上课很无聊

上课很显

意思:上课很闷。

这样又变成闷=无聊=显。其实,显应该不是真确用词,所以是闷=无聊。可是,无聊有时又和废的意思同样。

如:你讲的话很无聊

你讲的话很废

意思:你讲的话不要讲出来和讲出来没有差别。

所以lo! "无聊"这两个字的真正的意思是什么?这个原理很深,我想到我的脑细胞死完了还是想不出(现在又复活了)。其实,有一个方法,不到一分钟就知道有什么差别,那就是——查字典。你只要拿起那重到要死的字典,翻开写着"wu",第二声地那一页。找到了"无"这个字,就再找看有没有"聊"在旁边。如果你找不到,那考试不要用"无聊"这个词就可以了。(我写的东西是不是很废?)

P.S. 如果你找到了,记得告诉我它的意思

 

Monday, May 31, 2010

卖火柴的小女孩


wa! 文言文? I dunno what they are saying leh.... So...经典

Thursday, May 27, 2010

考试的废话3

现在在考Science1,超级闷,闷到要睡觉了。是谁安排考试时间?40题,6年级时只有50分钟的时间作答。现在,同样的,40题,竟然放1小时!虽然只差10分钟,可是还是时间啊!浪费我们这么多时间T.T 要是能以昨晚就交给老师就好了。无聊啊无聊~考试只有两个纸来形容:闷+无聊。

闷…..我没有一天是不闷的。玩电脑,要Load很久:闷。上课时:闷。做功课时:闷Haiz~

今天是考试的第3天,还有华语,美术,体育,电脑……哇靠!我要死了啦!每天对住那只有几种颜色的课本, 看到就像要睡觉。还记得,每一次考试的时候,都会有人大大声地喊:"是谁发明考试的?我要找他算账!"可是,无论问了几百次,几千次,还是没有人会回答你这个问题。

小学时,每次都有人会在个人资料写"白米白又白,读书要明白,如果不明白,就去问李白,李白不明白,白米就不白"。都不懂这首诗是谁写的,写到酱炸到。如果是这样,李白,我可以问你马来文的问题吗?而且,李白都死了,怎么问?改去logical一点的,"白米白又白,考试要明白,如果不明白,就去问朋友,朋友不明白,考试就等一粒鸭蛋来"。(很有成就感)

——无知的小孩

考试的废话2

是的,我现在在考试,考的是Mathematics 1. 不用我多说,你应该都知道我时在写废话了,因为只有考试才会让我变得这么无聊,无聊到连这种废话也写得出。

我在问我自己,为什么要写这种没有用的东西?我写了又有什么好处?没有。那么我写来做什么?就只是为了消磨时间吗?是的。40道题目,还要用到1小时15分钟,那么长的时间,真的是浪费时间(叹气)。还有一个,那就是成就感。当我写完了一片无聊的废话,看到有那么多字,就很有成就感。

刚才写到浪费时间,就让我想到我现在在浪费笔芯。写那么多字,笔芯很快就用完了。用完了笔芯就要去买,那就是浪费钱。去Jusco里的大众书局买笔芯,又浪费车油。从Jusco回来,回到家,感到很累,这就是浪费精神。把笔芯放进mechanical pencil 里面,还要用拇指一直按,笔芯才会出来,又浪费力气。你看!写这样的废话还要浪费那么多东西,Haiz~

从小,老师和家长都叫我们不可以浪费,要节省。可是……呵呵…..有一次,学校全体老师去开会,我和朋友就take a break,跟班长拿了准证,取melepak, 不,去上厕所。忘了告诉你,厕所就在办公室旁边,所以,理所当然地,我们一定经过办公室。在办公室里,一位老师的人影也没有,但帮公室里的风扇和灯都是开住的(是全部)。所以lo!老师都没有以身作则。这也难怪,如果是我,我也会懒惰去关掉。XP

The End.

——无知的小孩

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

考试时的废话

考试真的是超级无聊,无聊倒有些什么都不懂。现在你纵情爱看的这篇文章是考Science2的时候写的。我知道,这些都是废话。Why? Because 废话就是废话。就好像玩PS2就是玩PS2,不可能玩PS2是玩电脑。我现在在做什么?写字啦!Abuthen?难道我在睡觉meh?考了那么多试,我没有一次是躺在桌子上睡觉的,因为看到有些人一睡,之后怎么叫也不醒,就觉得有一点可怕。等下被考试神拉走了,永远不回来,就要每天考试了。(开玩笑)

想…..要些什么?我会写废到你看到就炸到的话,(BOOM!!!听到了没有?)可是如果你叫我写作文?Haiz~我的作文都是so so, 跟范文的差不多一样。如:在一个风和日丽的早上….每一次都是风和日丽,风和日丽,没有一次是丽日和风,倾盆大雨。每次野餐都是在air terjun or beach, 没有一次在别的地方。为什么?难道你在家里野餐?如果是这样,干脆直接去吃Mcdonald好了。这些千篇一律的作文(包括我的),看了都想睡觉。不知道那些华文老师怎样看,会不会看到突然间闭上眼睛,直接去找周公。

想…..如果我能回校,又能做什么?我不是出名的学生,老师不到24小时就把我忘了,我要在学校做什么?

第1:参观课室。可以参观以前的课室,享受拿着粉笔乱涂黑板的感觉,怀念童年。为什么要怀念童年?因为想逃避现实。现实的我已经老了,不能读华小了T.T因为不想让自己越来越老,所以只好逃避。可是,有用吗?连本但都会回答:"没有"。所以,耗时面对那残酷的现实吧!

第2:看看比你年轻的那一辈,边看边流口水。(喂!不要滴到我!)

第3:找一些朋友,一起在学校里聚会。聚会时要很多人,一大堆人一起流口水,没有人会怪你,嫌你恶心。回校,回校…..没有人载我,我怎样回?

时间到了,So….the end…

——无知的小孩

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Monday, May 24, 2010

MID-YEAR EXAMINATION!!!!!! (Why don’t say “die hard” examination?)

This week, I mean today is the beginning of mid- year exam! I am thinking of….A(blink blink).Can I get all As? NO!

Bahasa Malaysia? Of course, NO

English? Dunno leh…

华语?So hard! And my 华语 is so so only, not very good (Khei Lai is the best ^.^)

Science? K-ng books now

Geografy? I want A! I want A! We~ will ~we~ will~ rock A! =.=|||

Sejarah? Ask god liao….

Mathematics? Hope I can get better than last time

Moral? Memorize+memorize+memorize=A

Art? Not impossible !

Sivik? Need to read what?

Pendidikan Jasmani? Ar…..Nope, I didn't even read it XP

ICTL(Computer)? OMG! Of course no

KH? Tak boleh lah…

These are all in PMR format! How can I take those exam? My BM sure die 1, so no thoughts of getting A! 华语 is so, so, so ….HARD! 2 essays and 摘录要点! C liao la! BI….dunno what to say..

So….阿弥陀佛…..Let me get A…

Friday, May 21, 2010

考试没有那么容易 T.T


Their are so.... geng! can change a song to like this

超废名句

1。去学院看大象

出处:谢老师, SMK(P)XXX

意义:不可能的事发生了

例句:真希望这次考试能去学院看大象


 

2。 人类是矛盾的

出处:Khei Lai, Earth, Solar system, Universe

意义:你不知道就去查字典

例句:不能怪她,因为人类是矛盾的。


 

3。休止符不是代表结束,而是开始

出处:不知道

意义:休止符不是stop,而是start.(废!)

例句:自己想


 

4。Hello

出处:爱迪生(是真的!),天堂

意义:你也知道,我就不行你没有用过!

例句:Hello! Bye bye!


 

5。 Mummy, 救我!

出处:Baby kangaroo, Earth, Solar system, Universe

意义:Baby kangaroo call her mother to rescue her.

例句:Mummy, 救我!那个baby pig 打我的头!


 

6。What we call…..

出处:DNA, SMK(P)XXX

意义:没有意思

例句:Take out your….a……what we call….. a……science process.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

华语老师的默契(差不多每一位都在讲同样的“名句”)The words that nearly all Chinese teachers said in class

超准的!我经历了6年(限在第七年了)

1. 快点!你们以为你们有很多时间啊!

2. 你们的功课没有一次交齐的!

3. 叫你们做一点功课罢了也做不好!

4. 你们没有一天全到的! (小学的时候讲的)

5.考试要到liao, 你们还是这样 (6年级的时候讲最多次的,因为UPSR)

6.你们可以在作文里面用多一点成语谚语吗?为什么……

1. Faster! You think you got so many time to waste a!

2. Why you can't pass up all of your homework in 1 time?

3. I just give you a few homework only you all also can't do it properly!

4. Everyday got some of you didn't come 1 (teachers always say this when I am at primary school)

5. Exam is coming, all of you are still like this (primary 6 teacher always said this, because we got UPSR)

6. …..I don't know how to say this leh..

 
 

Can't think of others liao, anymore suggestions?

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 


  

Monday, May 17, 2010

Teachers day~

17.2.2010 Monday

Today I woke up at 6.30 a.m. Why? Because I need to go to school. Why I need to go to school? Because today is school day. Why today is school day? Can you please shut up? Yup, today I need to go to school damn early because today is teacher's day. Like last year, brushed teeth, ate breakfast, mandi sekejap, changed to school uniform, then go to school lor. =.=|||

When I tiba, to school, I like a 无头苍蝇 ( a fly with no head), fly fly fly, dunno where to go. Finally, finally…..I saw baby kangaroo and the others at the tapak perhimpunan. And B. Kangaroo said she got bring Ipod to school. OMG! I want to see it! But she is to scare to take it out and hear, so she just take it out from her pocket, then put it back within 1 minute. Haiz…..So many people holding camera and hand phone also scare…

After that, we go to the tapak perhimpunan again. It was decorated with red carpet, and a thing that what I dunno what it call. It really look like people is going to marry… Wait for a least 10 years, the teachers finally datang. 终于… When they walked the red carpet, the pengawas(s) throw something you throw when you are at a party or what. They even that wat wat thing, which really look like a marriage ceremony. Sweat=.= the teacher all les and gay a? neeed to make till like this? wakakaka~ But can't denied, it is very beautiful too..

After that, now some boring speeches ( I didn't hear it)Me and B. Kangaroo too busy finding a place to seat. Our skirt is all wet (even the pengawas got give newspaper for us to sit on it [Lelong, lelong, 派旧报纸 because of sitting of that wet floor( that is called floor?). After changing three times, we finally decided to stand beside the tent that teachers sit below it. After the speeches, they are giving the teachers present like "Cikgu yang paling dedikasi", "Cikgu yang paling popular". It really surprises me when Puan Soong won the "Cikgu yang paling sporting". Actually she is ok la….But she is too garang… And next is the teachers costume which is sesuai untuk theme. Wa! CIk Lee also got… ^.^ but that M women also go too….=.=

 
 

After is persembahan lor… just watch the dancing… then, break for 30 minutes. 30 minutes becomes 1 hour, we really geng. Our school got students sell domino pizza, float, mango and blah blah blah. Then watch persembahan again. Haiz…And the sun is very hot, hot till I nearly looked like I had just come out from our school pond. After persembahan are playing games. (Students and teachers play together)

The first game is need to turn 8 circles, then eat orange and drink coca cola, after that eat an apple. The teachers are fast, but the students are better (smaller, can runs faster) then the second 1 is the old game, which put many chairs, when the music stop, you need to sit on a chair or out of the game. The students always can't sit on the chair, so many students are out of the game. (Maybe they are scare of robbing chairs with teachers, hehe) Can't believe that Cik Chia is so good at this game, wakaka~ but she is also out when the top8 or top6.(Actually I thought Puan Soong will win, because... The johan is a teacher that I don't know, so, don't ask me.

At last, GO home! walauA, sangat letih..

Friday, May 14, 2010

Stupid writes letter to stupid ( I am not stupid)

38,Boring Street,

12345,walauA,

Orz (Country)

OMG( Planet),

Olar System,

Universe.

To: Stupid, and that's you.

Hello, Stupid, I am the Stupid from the future, and I am you, so you are me. I know that it is no manners for calling you stupid. But what to do? I am stupid too. Who call that our parents give us this stupid name (Stupid Mc Burger). I know that you are very sad for having a name like this, me too, we are the same person. So why am I writing this letter to you?

Oh Yeah! I want to tell you, I mean me myself. I am from 2010, the future of you, so you are my past. I know, I am not as stupid as that. I know that my past, and that's you, is very curious about 21.12.2010. And, you also love the 2012 movie in 2009, unless I am not mistaken. The topic I write to you is that I am going to tell you that did earth really ends in 2012. I know the answer? Why? Because I am clever than you! Wakakakaka~

I am thinking of changing my name to Intelligent Mc Burger. How do you feel? Well, I need to ask your opinion, because you are me! Just now I got think about Clever Intelligent Excellent Best Mc Burger (Mc Burger also intelligent……), but it is too long, so I just use Intelligent. Me, no , you , no , me, no , I mean , both of us, no , no , is me, the future you, and that's me. Yeah, me. I, won the proudest award in the world. What award? He he~ Want me to tell you? Why? I will tell you later. OK la, if you want to know, continue to see next paragraph.



If you see this paragraph, your Restaurant City will lost 100,00 coins and Pet Society will lost 100,00 coins. So, BE AWARE! What to do? You have already seen this paragraph, so, wave goodbye to your coins in RC ( Restaurant City, not Red Crescent) and Pet Society, Ha ha ha ha~

Do you like the things that I drew? I love it! IT is so beautiful, especially the paper that we used to pray to the deads ( Yellow color 1). What did I told you Just now? Yeah! Last week, I just been informed that I am the most "clever" (stupid….)person in the whole universe. I am so excited! This is the first time I win a trophy! Please clap hands for me, please….

I had won 100,000,000 OMGD(Oh My God Dollar) , so I am very rich now. My next target is 100,000,001 OMGD. The thing I want to tell you is that you will become rich. So, just wait for the time to pass through you and wait for the money to come… Don't forget to say "money money come" (Mari Mari come)

Ok, skip to the topic. There will be no, no, I mean yes, no, no, no, I mean there is no…Oh yeah! Forget to tell you, I am watching 2012 now, do you want to watch together? OH, the time the time traveler has not been invented yet, so you can't come. There is NO 2012, no, of course there is 2012, why didn't got 2012? It is just that, the Earth, our beloved Earth didn't end in 2012, December 21th, so, don't worry about it

PS: Now is 22.12.2012

From,

Stupid


 


 

Thursday, May 13, 2010

超废华语新闻

记者:各位废人,大家好!欢迎收看华语,国语,英语都不能看得华语新闻!我知道,你和我一样都是废人,不然你为什么会看这样废的华语新闻?上一期,我为大家带了walauA国民型小学对考试的看法。现在,今年,今日,今秒,今分秒,我来呈现世界上超级,十分,白分,万分,亿分初民的话题,那就是…….古纳广告后拆告诉你!

(DON'T GO AWAY)

广告:big mama, 是您最明智的选择!Iwon't follow you~

广告:购买Lphone8G,有机会得到100000000的奖金!

广告:记得!SMS3988939889,您将会……得到一双臭袜子!

广告:到www.ABCDEFG.com download 最新的《无聊游戏》,永久免费!

广告:SP2(siaopo2) 让您的皮肤更美丽!

广告:xxx牌的绿茶,可以让您忘掉痛苦,享受美好人生!(绿茶会忘掉痛苦?!)

记者:看了那么多广告,您觉得如何?广告时间上了厕所大号,小号了吗?可以收看我们的新闻了吗?如果还不可以,请打电话至01-00000000,我们会再给您看多一些广告!在等我一下!

(记者去上厕所)

记者:今天的topic是——电脑对学生实力还是弊?是的,我知道这个题目很普通,可是,what to do?我还是得说,因为是我的boss逼我的!

(后面出现一个声音"谁要逼你?我是冤枉的!再将我就fire你")

记者:好啦!sorry la! 我要报告新闻,你跟我diam diam! 现在,我身后就是大团圆的住宅区,Taman United (bukan Taman United Kingdom,different 1). 我将在这里访问几户家人,问他们对今天的主题:电脑blah blah blah 的看法。现在,马上….出发!

(记者来到一间超级大的房子)

记者:哇~屋子那么大,看看里面有没有游泳池给我们游泳!有可能连Jacuzzi Spa也有,爽~

(有说要访问人的)=.=|||

按了门铃,有一位年约七十岁的a.ma走出来,

A.ma:欢迎,欢迎!请问你们是谁?

记者:我们是华语新闻的成员,特地来访问您的。

A.ma: 什么华语新闻?名字叫什么?

记者现在才发现到,新闻没有自己的名字。被这位年老的a.ma一问,全部成员都变成了石头。(请自行播放上新的音乐)

记者:er…我们是….

BOSS:6度空间的华语新闻,每晚上8.30至9.30。如果来不及看,可以到www.6tv.com.why 去看。免费的。

a.ma:哦….

记者:请问您可以高树窝您对电脑及学生的看法吗?

A.ma:电脑?可以!我有facebook, blogger, myspace, Friendster, twitter, youtube, msn 和自己的webpage.

记者:walauA!你有的比我还多!

A.ma:呵呵….老了,每天在家无聊,就玩电脑咯!Facebook 我有玩Pet Society, Restaurant city, Tiki farm, Barn Buddy….

记者:BOSS,要走吗?我不是要学生以电脑meh? 她不是学生leh..

BOSS:奏乐就走啦!这个a.ma很吵。

最后,全部人都走了,留下可怜的a.ma在自言自语。

他们走到一间双层楼的屋子,按了门铃,一位约30岁的aunty走出来。

Aunty: 喂!你们要做么?

记者:很热,请问可以经屋子后再说吗?

Aunty: 我….我知道!你们是来偷东西的!是吗?滚!给我滚!(滚在马路上很痛的leh…)

那位Aunty拿住扫把把他们赶走

记者:我有说错话么?

BOSS:下次你不要出声!

记者:不要出声怎样访问哦!

BOSS:去吃午餐先啦!

吃了午餐后,他们回来访问。

又"叮咚"一下,一位十几岁的少年出来。

记者:请问您几岁?

少年:16岁。

记者:您的贵姓是?

少年:我姓无,名叫名氏。

记者:你的名址和我的一模一样!哈哈!原来也有人的名址和我的一样烂

少年:你抢了我的对白!我们好可怜啊!

(结果,两个人一起大声痛哭。如果你有良心,也一起哭吧)

BOSS:请问你对"电脑对学生是利还是弊"说出你的看法。(它既是变成记者了?)

少年:电脑完全是利,只是打人的头脑歪,只知道电脑的不好。我们可以用电脑找资料,做project, 玩game, hack 人,写blog,找以前的朋友…….我都讲不完!学校每次考试,卡式一定会有压力的吗!有压力就要丢掉!管你丢去哪里,垃圾桶,垃圾场,垃圾车,妈妈的头上,中止丢掉就对liao, 不然很容易想不开,去跳楼。要丢掉压力,就玩电脑lo。哪里知道那些大人,不让我们玩电脑,弄到很多人想不开我真的很同情闹些为了考试压力而自杀的人。讲到这里,不用你讲,我都觉得我们这些做学生的,都是很可怜T.T)

记者:BOSS,你不是记者,走开啦!你每天在电脑面前花了几个小时?

少年:12

全部人:walauA

记者:谢谢你接受采访,拜拜(不是o mi tuo fo 那个拜拜,不要乱乱想!)

Aunty: Why are you all standing here?

记者:华人讲华语!

Aunty;你们在这里做什么?

记者:我们来访问屋里的那位少年。

Aunty: 为什么你们要访问他?他酱丑,商店是不好看的!访问我啦!我酱美!

全部人吐血…..

记者:好,好。请您对"电脑对学生是利还是弊"发表一下。

Aunty: 你还没有问我叫什么名!

记者:(流汗)请问你叫什么名,今年几岁?

Aunty:(摆出可爱的样子)大家好, 我叫杨丽飞,你们可以叫我飞飞(肥肥?!)我今年18岁!~(你18岁我7岁咯)

全部人再次吐血

Aunty:电脑,当然是弊啦!那些学生啊,Haiz~讲出来都心痛啊!你看我的儿子,每天只是玩电脑,考试考到不像样(做lizard的声音)已有了电脑,每天都在讲fb, msn, myspace, 都不知道他在讲什么,讲华语好像将外星语。而且,他们只活在电脑的世界里,他们的未来啊….我都不敢去想。现在这能希望能*去学院看大象*让他自己从电脑世界里走出来。

记者:好了,bye bye

全部人快点离开那位自恋的aunty。

记者:从此看来,电脑有利也有弊。学生们应该懂得控制自己,因为电脑是利还是弊,都在你们自己的选择。谢谢大家收看这个不知名的华语新闻。Arigato~ 我是无名氏,明天再见!

  
 

  
 

  
 

  
 

  
 


   

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

BORING!!!

Yesterday, and that is Monday, I sleep for 3 hours in class. Actually it is not sleep, my eyes is opening, my hand is moving, my head can move, I am walking….. I just shut my brain up. Why? Because of teacher. I am sure that you have been like this before.

The first period is Science, and the teacher is DNA( short form). She always said "what we call?"+"why 1A class like this one?"+"why so noisy?"

Example: "Take out your..what we call..your science process"

She can't stop saying 'what we call~" for 1 period. And I NEARLY fell asleep. This is so~ boring….

And next 1 is Geography. Actually geography teacher is ok 1, but the subject is ZZZzzz… I don't know what make me asleep, but I am not the only 1 feel like this XP.

The last 1…..hehehe…OF course, history.. I don't believe you didn't fall asleep when teacher teaching this subject. This subject is totally boring, and the teacher is boring too. HE like to saman us. Forget to tell you, our school got something called RBK(Ringgit BK), that means our school own money. The teachers are like POLICE and we, students like people around ( OF course we are people =.=)When we broke the school rules, like didn't cut nails or hair, the teacher will take our penalty point. But if our class is very dirty or we didn't pass up our book properly, they will take our RBK. And our history teacher, LOVE to take away our RBK, and he makes nearly ( nearly only lor) everybody hate him, nearly every person in our class hate him.

Last time, the second time of our exam, he took RBK500 from our class because some of our marks (17 people) didn't meningkat (Include me XD). He give us RBK200, 100 for having a good monitor or what, I forget liao, and 100 for half of person in our class have their history marks meningkat. SO, we need to give him 300.

The next thing is he is very 变态(Metamorphosis). He likes to watch at some girls ( Indians la) and always see what are they doing. WalauA! Fortunately I am not his target. Wakaaka

Need to go to school liao, so….XP


  

Wednesday, May 05, 2010

EXAMIANTION….WHY?

The exams results are out now, and I am not very happy about it. That history and Chinese I got 77%!!!!! 1 correct answer to get A! WalauA~ Why? Why? 1 question, 1 question only then I can get A liao..

And my moral (Actually moral is not real 1, just memorize than can get A liao. And I got 98%! Just 1 question, 1 question I can get 100%....And that 100% just fly out of my eyesight

After few days of examination, teachers said "You only got 2 weeks to next exam, so don't relax" T.T just finish exam and says 2 weeks to next exam. And that is mid-year exam!!!!

Wish I can get better marks la, but I don't think so….midyear exam got ringkasan, summary, karangan, 供料作文,摘录要点…..OMG! who can save me form these….



 


 

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

I don’t like my class name….

I don't like my class name (1A) because it is very stupid. 1 Amanah….Why need to put names like this leh?

If it is 1 Alamak, than ok a bit…

When I am at primary school, primary 1 – 6 also B class.

Actually B class name is better than A class.

Contoh: 6B=

Bijak (really meh?)

Bodoh (suits me^.^)

Boring (teacher is boring, not us)

Botak (I am not botak)

Bola (…..)

Boling (I don't like boling)

Babi (WalauA~)

Baju (……)

Best (I don't think so)

Baby (想到就气人)

Barbie (I don't like to play….I like Lego)

Last year at my school, B is for the BIjak people (3 class only, go to B class also easy…)

This year at my secondary school, A is for BIjak people (Alamak! I want to change my class already)

Actually, when you go to 精英班, is not good thing too.

Every year, the whole class will got scold and every teacher will said:

"You all are A class, why so noisy 1? H class is better than you!"

"You think you are in A class so you can be proud a? Don't respect teacher! Blah blah blah…."

"A class also got so many people didn't pass up your work, you all go to H class la!"

"H class is better than you! They can do their things alone! But you all need teacher to tell you only you want to do!" (Actually this is real @.@)

So, every year my class got scolded like this, from primary 1 to form 1.

Now I am thinking….Why I want go to A class T.T


 


 


 


 


 


 

Sunday, May 02, 2010

超废新闻1

记者:大家好!欢迎收看华语烂到要死的华语新闻。今天,我只为大家带来了一个新闻. Er…. 现在要讲什么liao…

(过了5分钟,从背包拿出一张纸)

记者:现在,我(拿住纸讲的)在无聊城里的一所出名到不像样的学校--------WalauA国民型小学。这所学校有一位校长,3万位老师和2800000位学生,是全世界最大的学校。

(又从背包拿出另一张纸)

记者:这所学校有20个礼堂,没有这所,30个食堂,100000间课室,18间讲堂。 WalauA! 这所学校大到……>.<好了,进入正题了。

(这次整个laptop 都拿出来)

记者:自从公元前200年开始,这所学校每一位学生都说考试很难,很辛苦,至今年今月今日都 还在说同样一句话。这所学校总共有167位学生因考试压力而死了。所以我现在这一所学校的校长。

( 在学校走了1个小时,才找到校长室。)

记者:校长,可以给我水吗?我要渴死了。、

校长:好吧,我给你喝我的Lemon Tea,超好喝的…^.^

记者:(吐血)不用了。我只是来访问`您的。请问您的贵姓?

校长:我姓笨,名叫蛋。可是你只可以叫我Mr.Bean Egg.我不喜欢人家叫我的华语名。

记者:(偷偷在笑)我哈….是经过了千辛万苦,被人逼到这所学校来访问您的。请哈..问您对学生对考试的压力有哈…什么意见哈…

笨校长:(生气)你笑够了没有?

记者:没哈…有哈……

(两个小时后)

校长:对这件事的意见,我又很多。这全都是学生有问题,不是老师或考试有问题,是学生的头脑有问题,会自己制造压力,才会为头脑而死。

记者:可是,连家长都说考试题目对学生来讲48难。(48 = si be, 十分的意思)有307为家长都报过polis, 希望能取消考试制度。

校长:这是家长的头脑有问题。他们只想到考试的不好,没有想到考试的好!

记者:可是。。。。。

校长:Aiyo! 你有完没完?我要Continue做我的东西!不要烦我!总之,考试is for their own good! This is not our fault! Bye Bye!

(可怜的记者就这样被翻出校长室…..让我们为她哀掉T。T)

现在,这位记者喀什到学校各角落随便找一位学生来访问。

记者:小妹妹,请问你觉得考试难吗?

学生:哇~(哭)我要上厕所! (提醒你一下,这所学校没有厕所)

无奈,记者又找了一位6年级的学生。

记者:朋友,请问你觉得考试辛苦吗?

学生:妈咪说不可以跟陌生人讲话!而且,我不是你的朋友!

可怜的记者去找另一位学生。

记者:请问我可以访问你吗?(不是你妈)

学生:Please say in English

记者:Can I interview you?

学生:Yes

记者:Do you hate exam?

学生: 什么是exam?

记者:exam是考试。

学生:什么是考试?

差点儿吐白沫的记者去找另一位学生

记者:Can you please tell me your opinion about examination?

学生:Cakap bahasa Malaysia la!

记者:Bolehkan kamu berikan….(自己翻译)

学生:你是华人leh! 讲华语不可以meh?

记者:(要被气死liao)你可以告诉我你对考试的意见吗?

学生:可以!当然可以!考试啊….会杀"死"人的!你看!我们一年考4次(烤面包??),UPSR的时候差不多每天都在考试,到了中学的时候一年考6次!Aiyo, 会被烦"死"!

记者:你会因为考试而感到很大压力吗?

学生:会!压力都是我们的家长和老师给的!每天都叫我们"快点做功课","不可以玩电脑","不可以玩PS",Aduh~每天对着书,又没有娱乐,会被闷"死"的!

说完,学生已满脸泪痕….

记者:学生的命好苦啊!(她把纸巾拿给那位学生)

学生:我不要tissue, 是你…你….你踩到我的脚了!T.T

记者急忙逃走。

 
 

走到压死不死,这位记者才走到学校门口。

记者:今天的华语新闻报导完毕,谢谢大家,我的名是无名氏,记得守住明天的新闻!同样时间,不同地点,我们再见!

 
 

 
 

写爽罢liao,老师,学生,不要见怪!

(DON'T SCOLD ME! THIS IS JUST FOR LAUGH ONLY)

N.C NO COPYRIGHT 制作人: 无知的小孩

版权虽无,复印也必究


 
 

Monday, April 12, 2010

Lego PS2 Games….

This year CNY my dad had brought a PS2. And I am really like that LEGO games.

I got LEGO STAR WARS II, BAT MAN and INDIANA JONES only. I saw a webpage that LEGO HARRY POTTER is going to sell this year. *.* As I had told you, I am a H.Potter freak. But the game is for X box only T .T I really wish I can play leh….

Tuesday, April 06, 2010

MY CLASS IS FULL OF FREAK!!!

I study in SMK(P)xxx, 1A class. This class is full of freak!

Kow is a Twilight freak. Baby Kangaroo is FMA (Fullmetal Alchemist brotherhood) freak. Xxx is comic freak. And I am Harry Potter freak.

Kow brings a graphic novel of twilight to school. (Actually it IS a comic)The price tag is RM74.90!!! WalauA! She is really rich, so expensive she also want to buy. Haiz~

In recess, we were talking about history. Our history textbook is so boring till you can sleep while reading it. Then they suddenly say want to learn FMA history, twilight history, comics history…..well, of course I want to learn the magical world history. But what we are saying is not possible learn. Because these things are not here in this world T.T