卖火柴的小女孩

wa! 文言文？ I dunno what they are saying leh.... So...经典

考试的废话3

现在在考Science1，超级闷，闷到要睡觉了。是谁安排考试时间？40题，6年级时只有50分钟的时间作答。现在，同样的，40题，竟然放1小时！虽然只差10分钟，可是还是时间啊!浪费我们这么多时间T.T 要是能以昨晚就交给老师就好了。无聊啊无聊~考试只有两个纸来形容：闷+无聊。

闷…..我没有一天是不闷的。玩电脑，要Load很久：闷。上课时：闷。做功课时：闷Haiz~

今天是考试的第3天，还有华语，美术，体育，电脑……哇靠！我要死了啦！每天对住那只有几种颜色的课本， 看到就像要睡觉。还记得，每一次考试的时候，都会有人大大声地喊："是谁发明考试的？我要找他算账！"可是，无论问了几百次，几千次，还是没有人会回答你这个问题。

小学时，每次都有人会在个人资料写"白米白又白，读书要明白，如果不明白，就去问李白，李白不明白，白米就不白"。都不懂这首诗是谁写的，写到酱炸到。如果是这样，李白，我可以问你马来文的问题吗？而且，李白都死了，怎么问？改去logical一点的，"白米白又白，考试要明白，如果不明白，就去问朋友，朋友不明白，考试就等一粒鸭蛋来"。（很有成就感）

——无知的小孩

考试的废话2

是的，我现在在考试，考的是Mathematics 1. 不用我多说，你应该都知道我时在写废话了，因为只有考试才会让我变得这么无聊，无聊到连这种废话也写得出。

我在问我自己，为什么要写这种没有用的东西？我写了又有什么好处？没有。那么我写来做什么？就只是为了消磨时间吗？是的。40道题目，还要用到1小时15分钟，那么长的时间，真的是浪费时间（叹气）。还有一个，那就是成就感。当我写完了一片无聊的废话，看到有那么多字，就很有成就感。

刚才写到浪费时间，就让我想到我现在在浪费笔芯。写那么多字，笔芯很快就用完了。用完了笔芯就要去买，那就是浪费钱。去Jusco里的大众书局买笔芯，又浪费车油。从Jusco回来，回到家，感到很累，这就是浪费精神。把笔芯放进mechanical pencil 里面，还要用拇指一直按，笔芯才会出来，又浪费力气。你看！写这样的废话还要浪费那么多东西，Haiz~

从小，老师和家长都叫我们不可以浪费，要节省。可是……呵呵…..有一次，学校全体老师去开会，我和朋友就take a break，跟班长拿了准证，取melepak, 不，去上厕所。忘了告诉你，厕所就在办公室旁边，所以，理所当然地，我们一定经过办公室。在办公室里，一位老师的人影也没有，但帮公室里的风扇和灯都是开住的（是全部）。所以lo！老师都没有以身作则。这也难怪，如果是我，我也会懒惰去关掉。XP

The End.

——无知的小孩

考试时的废话

考试真的是超级无聊，无聊倒有些什么都不懂。现在你纵情爱看的这篇文章是考Science2的时候写的。我知道，这些都是废话。Why? Because 废话就是废话。就好像玩PS2就是玩PS2，不可能玩PS2是玩电脑。我现在在做什么？写字啦！Abuthen？难道我在睡觉meh?考了那么多试，我没有一次是躺在桌子上睡觉的，因为看到有些人一睡，之后怎么叫也不醒，就觉得有一点可怕。等下被考试神拉走了，永远不回来，就要每天考试了。（开玩笑）

想…..要些什么？我会写废到你看到就炸到的话，（BOOM！！！听到了没有？）可是如果你叫我写作文？Haiz~我的作文都是so so, 跟范文的差不多一样。如：在一个风和日丽的早上….每一次都是风和日丽，风和日丽，没有一次是丽日和风，倾盆大雨。每次野餐都是在air terjun or beach, 没有一次在别的地方。为什么？难道你在家里野餐？如果是这样，干脆直接去吃Mcdonald好了。这些千篇一律的作文（包括我的），看了都想睡觉。不知道那些华文老师怎样看，会不会看到突然间闭上眼睛，直接去找周公。

想…..如果我能回校，又能做什么？我不是出名的学生，老师不到24小时就把我忘了，我要在学校做什么？

第1：参观课室。可以参观以前的课室，享受拿着粉笔乱涂黑板的感觉，怀念童年。为什么要怀念童年？因为想逃避现实。现实的我已经老了，不能读华小了T.T因为不想让自己越来越老，所以只好逃避。可是，有用吗？连本但都会回答："没有"。所以，耗时面对那残酷的现实吧！

第2：看看比你年轻的那一辈，边看边流口水。（喂！不要滴到我！）

第3：找一些朋友，一起在学校里聚会。聚会时要很多人，一大堆人一起流口水，没有人会怪你，嫌你恶心。回校，回校…..没有人载我，我怎样回？

时间到了，So….the end…

——无知的小孩

I love these video ^.^

MID-YEAR EXAMINATION!!!!!! (Why don’t say “die hard” examination?)

This week, I mean today is the beginning of mid- year exam! I am thinking of….A(blink blink).Can I get all As? NO!

Bahasa Malaysia? Of course, NO

English? Dunno leh…

华语？So hard! And my 华语 is so so only, not very good (Khei Lai is the best ^.^)

Science? K-ng books now

Geografy? I want A! I want A! We~ will ~we~ will~ rock A! =.=|||

Sejarah? Ask god liao….

Mathematics? Hope I can get better than last time

Moral? Memorize+memorize+memorize=A

Art? Not impossible !

Sivik? Need to read what?

Pendidikan Jasmani? Ar…..Nope, I didn't even read it XP

ICTL(Computer)? OMG! Of course no

KH? Tak boleh lah…

These are all in PMR format! How can I take those exam? My BM sure die 1, so no thoughts of getting A! 华语 is so, so, so ….HARD! 2 essays and 摘录要点! C liao la! BI….dunno what to say..

So….阿弥陀佛…..Let me get A…

考试没有那么容易 T.T

Their are so.... geng! can change a song to like this

超废名句

1。去学院看大象

出处：谢老师， SMK(P)XXX

意义：不可能的事发生了

例句：真希望这次考试能去学院看大象

 

2。 人类是矛盾的

出处：Khei Lai, Earth, Solar system, Universe

意义：你不知道就去查字典

例句：不能怪她，因为人类是矛盾的。

 

3。休止符不是代表结束，而是开始

出处：不知道

意义：休止符不是stop,而是start.(废！)

例句：自己想

 

4。Hello

出处：爱迪生（是真的！），天堂

意义：你也知道，我就不行你没有用过！

例句：Hello! Bye bye!

 

5。 Mummy, 救我！

出处：Baby kangaroo, Earth, Solar system, Universe

意义：Baby kangaroo call her mother to rescue her.

例句：Mummy, 救我！那个baby pig 打我的头！

 

6。What we call…..

出处：DNA, SMK(P)XXX

意义：没有意思

例句：Take out your….a……what we call….. a……science process.

华语老师的默契（差不多每一位都在讲同样的“名句”）The words that nearly all Chinese teachers said in class

超准的！我经历了6年（限在第七年了）

1. 快点！你们以为你们有很多时间啊！

2. 你们的功课没有一次交齐的!

3. 叫你们做一点功课罢了也做不好!

4. 你们没有一天全到的! （小学的时候讲的）

5.考试要到liao, 你们还是这样 （6年级的时候讲最多次的，因为UPSR）

6.你们可以在作文里面用多一点成语谚语吗？为什么……

1. Faster! You think you got so many time to waste a!

2. Why you can't pass up all of your homework in 1 time?

3. I just give you a few homework only you all also can't do it properly!

4. Everyday got some of you didn't come 1 (teachers always say this when I am at primary school)

5. Exam is coming, all of you are still like this (primary 6 teacher always said this, because we got UPSR)

6. …..I don't know how to say this leh..

 
 

Can't think of others liao, anymore suggestions?

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

  

Teachers day~

17.2.2010 Monday

Today I woke up at 6.30 a.m. Why? Because I need to go to school. Why I need to go to school? Because today is school day. Why today is school day? Can you please shut up? Yup, today I need to go to school damn early because today is teacher's day. Like last year, brushed teeth, ate breakfast, mandi sekejap, changed to school uniform, then go to school lor. 废 =.=|||

When I tiba, to school, I like a 无头苍蝇 ( a fly with no head), fly fly fly, dunno where to go. Finally, finally…..I saw baby kangaroo and the others at the tapak perhimpunan. And B. Kangaroo said she got bring Ipod to school. OMG! I want to see it! But she is to scare to take it out and hear, so she just take it out from her pocket, then put it back within 1 minute. Haiz…..So many people holding camera and hand phone also scare…

After that, we go to the tapak perhimpunan again. It was decorated with red carpet, and a thing that what I dunno what it call. It really look like people is going to marry… Wait for a least 10 years, the teachers finally datang. 终于… When they walked the red carpet, the pengawas(s) throw something you throw when you are at a party or what. They even 喷 that wat wat thing, which really look like a marriage ceremony. Sweat=.= the teacher all les and gay a? neeed to make till like this? wakakaka~ But can't denied, it is very beautiful too..

After that, now some boring speeches ( I didn't hear it)Me and B. Kangaroo too busy finding a place to seat. Our skirt is all wet (even the pengawas got give newspaper for us to sit on it [Lelong, lelong, 派旧报纸 because of sitting of that wet floor( that is called floor?). After changing three times, we finally decided to stand beside the tent that teachers sit below it. After the speeches, they are giving the teachers present like "Cikgu yang paling dedikasi", "Cikgu yang paling popular". It really surprises me when Puan Soong won the "Cikgu yang paling sporting". Actually she is ok la….But she is too garang… And next is the teachers costume which is sesuai untuk theme. Wa! CIk Lee also got… ^.^ but that M women also go too….=.=

 
 

After is persembahan lor… just watch the dancing… then, break for 30 minutes. 30 minutes becomes 1 hour, we really geng. Our school got students sell domino pizza, float, mango and blah blah blah. Then watch persembahan again. Haiz…And the sun is very hot, hot till I nearly looked like I had just come out from our school pond. After persembahan are playing games. (Students and teachers play together)

The first game is need to turn 8 circles, then eat orange and drink coca cola, after that eat an apple. The teachers are fast, but the students are better (smaller, can runs faster) then the second 1 is the old game, which put many chairs, when the music stop, you need to sit on a chair or out of the game. The students always can't sit on the chair, so many students are out of the game. (Maybe they are scare of robbing chairs with teachers, hehe) Can't believe that Cik Chia is so good at this game, wakaka~ but she is also out when the top8 or top6.(Actually I thought Puan Soong will win, because... The johan is a teacher that I don't know, so, don't ask me.

At last, GO home! walauA, sangat letih..